this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london
THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-
Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians
You got lemon tea? I only ever see peach
• Michael Gove leaves education to become chief whip - follow live updates
• Nicky Morgan becomes new education secretary (and is also minister for women and equalities - but voted against the legalisation of gay marriage).
Photo: Lee Thomas/ZUMA Press/Corbis
Gove is gone
But it’s not over
New bigot in
I can’t handle this dog.
me participating in a group project
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology
Best thing today
"Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong; they just don’t give a damn."
Natural Born Killers (Oliver Stone, 1994)